fat catsicle
fat catsicle
Ask me anything
Emily Winona. 20 years old. Pianist & Composer. I like a lot of things. Thanks for stopping by.
Posted on 22nd Oct at 1:38 AM, with 28,366 notes


If you want a girl with a booty but you can’t handle a little tummy then you can get right the fuck outta my face

Posted on 17th Oct at 12:39 AM, with 83,721 notes
"Though Mean Girls was rated PG-13 for “sexual content, language, and some teen partying,” that was a rating Paramount had to fight for, says Waters. “We had lots of battles with the ratings board on the movie. There was the line, ‘Amber D’Lessio gave a blow job to a hot dog,’ which eventually became ‘Amber D’Lessio made out with a hot dog.’ Which is somehow weirder! That’s the thing we found: When you’re trying to make a joke obey the rules and not use any bad words, it can actually become seamier, even.” Still, there were some things that Waters simply refused to change. “The line in the sand that I drew was the joke about the wide-set vagina. The ratings board said, ‘We can’t give you a PG-13 unless you cut that line.’ We ended up playing the card that the ratings board was sexist, because Anchorman had just come out, and Ron Burgundy had an erection in one scene, and that was PG-13. We told them, ‘You’re only saying this because it’s a girl, and she’s talking about a part of her anatomy. There’s no sexual context whatsoever, and to say this is restrictive to an audience of girls is demeaning to all women.’ And they eventually had to back down.”"
— don’t fuck with tina fey (via brokenclocksrighttwiceaday)
Posted on 17th Oct at 12:29 AM, with 305,408 notes





One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 


Not all men

Posted on 15th Oct at 7:12 PM, with 283,201 notes



Animal firsts!

Shakespeare was not prepared at all

Posted on 15th Oct at 7:07 PM, with 370,417 notes



Why is this not taught universally.

the man is terrified haha!

Posted on 15th Oct at 12:44 AM, with 137,806 notes


There is also a death for the immortal jellyfish. He is very bored.

Artwork by Chris Gugliotti [webcomic | tumblr]

Posted on 15th Oct at 12:43 AM, with 39,594 notes

Columbus Day Protest at Columbia University


Columbus Day Protest at Columbia University

Posted on 14th Oct at 6:18 PM, with 136,636 notes
me, about to get mauled to death by a wolf: puppy! who's a handsome puppy
Posted on 14th Oct at 6:09 PM, with 158,765 notes


they dont even sell garages at garage sales

00:00 AM